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agentwashingtub:

thejermy:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

What happens if you open it and the box was upside down so it becomes right beef for a brief period?

it’s back!
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frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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specialsjsnowflakes:

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No tumblr, misandry and reverse racism aren’t social justice.

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Die cis scum isn’t social justice either.

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salvotheslime:

people that talk shit about gen III

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xosadlittleworldxo:

This
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Quick summary of the gods of Theros

  • Heliod: I am king.
  • Thassa: So done with you, Heliod.
  • Erebos: I hate Heliod. And myself. Mostly myself.
  • Purphoros: Fuck y'all.
  • Nylea: Please do not.
  • Athreos: Yo Erie, I got you some souls, watcha think?
  • Ephara: ...I hope I'm adopted.
  • Karametra: *loudly sings along to beyonce*
  • Iroas: HONOURRRRRR!!!
  • Mogis: Hey, brother, I think you misplaced your honour up your ass.
  • Phenax: Hey kids, wanna buy some drugs?
  • Pharika: Or you could just make them yourselves.
  • Keranos: I'll have three drug.
  • Kruphix: All of you are grounded.
  • Xenagos: ...What a fucking mess.
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friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

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hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

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When you played against blue for the first time

socialmtg:

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captainmurrca:

physics-and-fiction:

The full list of upcoming marvel projects which can be found on IMDb. There is a distinct lack of hulk here. However there are lots that I’m really happy about.

#25 COULD MEAN BUDAPEST

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pilesofpixels:

noitarumpusymposium:

Fear me I am the sea!Original fusion here

That’s so cute! And awesome! Seriously, fanart is always so heartwarming to see. I mean, just look at this lil’ potate. Thank you, so much!

pilesofpixels:

noitarumpusymposium:

Fear me I am the sea!
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Original fusion here

That’s so cute! And awesome! Seriously, fanart is always so heartwarming to see. I mean, just look at this lil’ potate. Thank you, so much!

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sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

that’s what happened in budapest. 

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tropius:

gyarados:

towongfoo:

The pokemon duh eggs werent even introduced until gen 2

if you think about it from a canonical standpoint it was the egg because the creation myth says that an egg appeared where there was nothingness and Arceus came out of that egg

You’re both geeks. That’s how I see it

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theonlygrizzlybear:

theevergreenpark:

vchrisi:

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I only reblogged this for the bing dress

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